At what age are you in your prime?
4 weeks ago 3 notes View high resolution
What’s your favourite type of grape?
4 weeks ago 9 notes
How you know your dealer is the hardest of thugs.
4 weeks ago 4 notes View high resolution
When your gun store is being robbed, your best weapon? A dog.
4 weeks ago 1 note
Row row row your boat
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Fuck your death trap, I’m a cat
4 weeks ago 58 notes
So my Uncle overheard I was taking a girl out on a date this past weekend and said: “There is no way you are taking her out in your car, lets trade for the weekend” When I got my car back I was beyond grateful.
1 month ago 2 notes
Her shirt sayshe last shirts you want to see on your flight.
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She’s so sweet until you tell her she can’t have any of your cereal…
Thought I would remind everyone about this. You don’t have to dump ice on your head for charity.
1 month ago 2 notes View high resolution
Ok, we get it. Your kid is better.
1 month ago
My local grocery store teaches you the waltz while you’re waiting for your prescription.