My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…
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I got married last week, my wife wanted me to only take serious pictures with my groomsman.
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Wife said, “we’re taking (our son) to an epic playground.” I forgot the part where she said it was at a church.
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My wife didn’t laugh as much as I did
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My wife has been blaming me for taking a piss and not flushing before I go to bed. It wasn’t me! I have been blaming the kids for not flushing when they wake up in the middle of the night. Nobody would own up to it… Then one day in taking a bath and he just strolls in….
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Life with my wife and two teenage girls.
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Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) with his Wife and Daughter.
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My wife wants me to remind her of when she gets her period each month so she knows why she’s being moody…
My wife, ladies and gentlemen.
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My wife’s response after showing her the sex excel sheet
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My wife and I were quite happy about our new rug purchase. Sadly, though, our dog ran away the same day.
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In reference to all of the ‘wife sex’ spreadsheets…
1 week ago