My step daughters (who I raise as my own) finally call me dad…when they really want something.
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When I was 14, doctors told my parents I was a compulsive liar, and said I would continue to make up ridiculous stories to get attention. Yesterday I proved them all wrong by giving birth to this beautiful kitten.
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Just when you thought you might never see an image like this ever again
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My face when my roommate asked me why I was laughing at a slice of bread
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Me when I try to cook
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Browsing for sex toys when suddenly this review [NSFW]
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Missing my grandfather today, so I thought I’d share my favorite photo of him taken two years ago when he decided to try and walk my cat for me.
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Everyone said I was out of my mind 3 years ago when I started growing a pineapple from one I bought at the grocery store. Well who’s laughing now?!?!
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What I think of when I hear about a Comcast rep being scrutinized for their inept abilities.
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When your gun store is being robbed, your best weapon? A dog.
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MR when I saw a very morbidly obese guy exercising at the park by walking a few laps, trying to do a pull-up, and then a few standing up push-ups using the metal gymnastic bars set up there
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I know a good bargain when I see it.
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