So they were giving out free Dr. Pepper…
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The computers at my vet are suspended with eyebolts and leashes so they don’t get pee’d on.
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They’ve got me surrounded!
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I complained to Capital One that I couldn’t pay my bill because I couldn’t copy and paste a 2 into the account number, and my 2 key didn’t work because of an orange juice incident. So they sent me a keyboard.
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People constantly tell me he looks like Jack Jack from The Incredibles. I think they’re right…
She can only be so thankful that they didn’t show up as squares.
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Gorgeous cosplay and they’re not half-naked
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Melbourne, Australia now has a “Cat Cafe” where shelter cats live and interact with customers. If a customer takes a liking to one, they can adopt it and take it home.
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They found the fountain of Youth
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My friend got arrested for sleeping in his car. When they got to the station, police were baffled
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My wife has been blaming me for taking a piss and not flushing before I go to bed. It wasn’t me! I have been blaming the kids for not flushing when they wake up in the middle of the night. Nobody would own up to it… Then one day in taking a bath and he just strolls in….
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They’re best friends
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