I had just killed a dragon outside of Dawnstar, when all of these guys were lined up. I was a bit disappointed that they didn’t start line dancing.
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My friend had a bad car accident. This is his foot before they amputated it.
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I bet they’re Double Delicious
My daughter meeting her great, great Grandma the other day. They were born 95 years apart, spanning 5 generations in my family.
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Go to Pinterest, they said. You can do it yourself, they said.
Yesterday I ordered a ‘Bloody Best’ bloody mary. This is what they served me.
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My university’s colors are blue and gold. They didn’t understand what was so amusing about their breakfast this morning.
They bully me in real life but in Skyrim, the Giants worship me
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All of these years they’ve been feeding me lies!
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I saw this BAMF at the Royal Metro skate rink in Montreal. Everyone at the rink just stopped what they were doing and stared…
just jump down, they said
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So that’s what they mean!
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