Racists sitting anxious in the corner because there is someone coloured nearby…
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MR when I saw a very morbidly obese guy exercising at the park by walking a few laps, trying to do a pull-up, and then a few standing up push-ups using the metal gymnastic bars set up there
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Had to share this guy with the world. Sorry there’s no banana, but have a beer bottle for scale.
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So my Uncle overheard I was taking a girl out on a date this past weekend and said: “There is no way you are taking her out in your car, lets trade for the weekend” When I got my car back I was beyond grateful.
1 month ago 2 notes
MRW there’s one more or fewer steps on the stairs than I thought.
1 month ago 1 note
There are no words to describe the stupidity
Back when I started dating my bf, I asked him what kind of porn he’s into one night and he replied with ‘oh I never watch porn, I don’t know what kinds there are!’
2 months ago
MRW a freshman asks if there are going to be study guides handed out before the exams
Ghetto Hiking… There wild animals up in here
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C’mon boy, you’re almost there!
2 months ago 2 notes
I see what you did there…
2 months ago 1 note
It’s a big world out there