My roommate got drunk last night and brought home a random little person who he just met, who is now passed out on my couch and snoring like a bear.
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Just overheard this bitch telling her friend this at a restaurant. I told her she was a horrible person as I exited and she threatened to have me arrested. I said, “Do it!”! And I left quick!
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Famous quotes that has a completely different meaning when said by a different person.
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I just got a call from T-Mobile asking to “speak to the person who was looking at our website earlier”
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When he realizes the person is still there and goes back to being dead
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It’s so nice to see that I’m not the only person that feels like beating their kids with a corn dog when they act up in public
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I don’t know shit about photography, but the person who took this shot must be given the highest award of them all.
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an Anonymous person just confessed the murder of Julissa Romero on Omegle
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This man is an everyday hero, after waiting for our bags at Heathrow Terminal 5 for 4 hours the only person who was still there was a pilot, who helped over 300 people get there bags back. In case he sees this I just want to say THANK YOU!
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Quite possible the most serious person I’ve seen come out of a water slide
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ever room with one of these guys as a person who is early to bed and early to rise?
I think this person completely missed the point of that photo…
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