So I took this the other night…
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9 years old. Good night sweet prince.
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Night out at a sports bar with friends, our waitress was unbelievably scummy
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Last night, my cat Merlin was on my husband’s side of he bed. He told me to take care of it, so I did. Sweet dreams little kitty
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Saw this line on a kik thread on /b/ last night, thanks anon.
My wife has been blaming me for taking a piss and not flushing before I go to bed. It wasn’t me! I have been blaming the kids for not flushing when they wake up in the middle of the night. Nobody would own up to it… Then one day in taking a bath and he just strolls in….
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Last night’s winning hand of Cards Against Humanity (x-post from r/cardsagainsthumanity)
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Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso.
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My friend Joe had a visitor at his ice cream truck last night. Until these came through…I didn’t believe him.
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After a night of fairly heavy drinking, I woke up to find I took a very unnecessary cab ride… Thank you Uber for rubbing it in my face with the detailed map….
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This happened to my friend Friday night
Last night I worked my final shift as a waitress. I present to you my last supper.
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