So my mate went out last night.
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I threw a party last night and somehow somebody managed to steal my couch…
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So I turned into a toad last night…
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Almost every night
6 days ago
Back when I started dating my bf, I asked him what kind of porn he’s into one night and he replied with ‘oh I never watch porn, I don’t know what kinds there are!’
My roommate got drunk last night and brought home a random little person who he just met, who is now passed out on my couch and snoring like a bear.
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Friend made this for game night.
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Ran out of condoms with my girlfriend the other night, she told me to just ‘pull out’, told her not to kid herself.
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Thief noticed my security camera last night. You can almost hear the moment he fills his pants.
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MRW my friend asks me if I spent the night before a test making gifs instead of studying. [OC]
1 week ago
Get the popcorn, it’s movie night
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"3 second shutter exposure at night shows how crazy our atmosphere really is" - Reid Wiseman