I never realized how huge camels are until I was standing right next to one.
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He’s called William and he never knows where to put his back foot
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âSocialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.â - John Steinbeck
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So Wells Fargo says we never turned in the keys to our safe deposit box (we did) and we owe them $210. I wrote this letter in response.
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Scumbag cop…never understood this
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I will never be as cool as my 3 year old already is.
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I never know what to say in this situation…
Never too old to be a PokÃ©mon master.
She maybe 18, but her soul never got past 3 :))
A flow chart I designed for my friends who don’t understand why they never find dates
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Never let your bridesmaids go strapless
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My Grandfather is a Holocaust survivor that is currently in Germany for a reunion. Since he was liberated in 1945 he had never met anyone with the same tattoo as him until this past weekend.
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