Pretty much how I got my new neighbors!
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My wife didn’t laugh as much as I did
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When people look at my post history and say I use this meme too much.
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When my roommate tells me that she has every right to be screaming on the phone to her boyfriend at 2 am, because she pays as much as I do for the apartment.
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This might not mean much to y’all but my best friend just turned 11 today and I thought she looked beautiful
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God’s judgement once again makes so much sense !!
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My 7 yr. old son and I laughed at this way to much, 2 hrs later he mentions it and we still laugh our butts off.
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Scout has an 87 year old owner who can’t play with him very much. So everyday he brings his stick half a mile down a dirt road to play some fetch
Parents don’t really pay that much attention to the details.
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I thought you ladies would appreciate this add as much as I did! Unedited stretch marks!
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My dad is German, my mom is Argentine. Not felt this much tension in the house since 1990
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My grandparents circa 1950’s. They never had much money and would throw parties making fun of rich people.
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