I started dating a girl with a dog. I have a cat. We decided it was time to introduce them. This is me just before being caught in violent crossfire.
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We have literally gone full circle.
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Potato found in my cellar. Must have been there at least a year. 30cm ruler for scale.
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Have you ever wanted to be the center of attention so bad you cut Asia in half?
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Damn, I have a six pack and everything!
2 days ago 4 notes
MRW I have In-N-Out for the first time in the states (I’m from Australia)
Have to love brutal honesty plus Scrubs.
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I’m a woman and my SO doesn’t work because it makes more sense for our family. I have been told repeatedly that he is taking advantage of me and I need to make him start “carrying his weight”. Why don’t people say stuff like this to men with stay at home wives?
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She suggested we should workout at home, and she looks so happy when I “learn” new moves. I don’t have the heart to tell her the truth. … that and also because our sessions usually end in sex…
3 days ago
I too, have a cat that stopped growing as a kitten. Her name is Cali.
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Just overheard this bitch telling her friend this at a restaurant. I told her she was a horrible person as I exited and she threatened to have me arrested. I said, “Do it!”! And I left quick!
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She’s four .. I’m just not ready to have this talk yet
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