MRW I get to Chipotle during dinner rush after placing an online order
4 hours ago
A collection of screenshots from a 24-year-old girl’s Facebook over the past 2 years. She has gone through 7 cars, 4 boyfriends, and 2 husbands during this time. She also fancies herself as a redneck even though she’s from a very suburban part of a very blue state in the Northeast.
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My gf’s response during an argument on the hiking trail. I couldn’t help laughing as I remembered this gif!
2 days ago 2 notes
I heard something behind the shower curtain during my morning ritual and freaked the fuck out. Lazy asshole.
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My cat is obsessed with the printer so I send her messages during the day.
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How to get your toddler to nap during flight.
4 days ago 3 notes
MRW I smash my pinky toe into the coffee table during a family gathering
4 days ago 1 note
Where I’d Want to Be During an Earthquake
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Said this to my girlfriend during sex yesterday…
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Yesterday, there was a paddle out for a lifeguard who died during a rescue. These are all the surfers who attended.
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An England fan mocks a German fan during the World Cup Final
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To that one guy that this happened to during my time a Blockbuster