Back when I started dating my bf, I asked him what kind of porn he’s into one night and he replied with ‘oh I never watch porn, I don’t know what kinds there are!’
9 hours ago
My mom gives me bandana’s for my dog. She asked if he was using them yet so I sent her this.
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She asked for sour cream on the side…
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My friend doesn’t like sesame seeds, so she asked for a burger made with two bottom buns. This is what she was served…
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So I asked for my pet food order to be delivered by a man in a penguin suit…
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As a nurse in the delivery room, he asked me if it was just “birth pigment”
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Asked this guy at Whole Foods if I could take a photo of him and he said, “I ain’t wearing this shirt out ever again.” I think he should wear this shirt every single day.
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We were asked to babysit our friends 6-month old. Sent them these hourly updates.
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My GF asked me to draw us together.
I asked Siri why fire trucks are red, I had no idea!
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Asked Siri what time the Bears game starts tonight while listening to NPR; this is the result.
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Asked my 13 year old cousin about his girl situation
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