when you’re drunk as fuck and someone tells you that you’re dunk
6 hours ago 1 note
I’m working a temporary job in New York for the summer doing construction and a lady passing by me told her son this. Her jaw dropped when I told her my wage was $70/hr.
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Here is my Fabio picture when he came promoting his protein
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My wife wants me to remind her of when she gets her period each month so she knows why she’s being moody…
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Dropped a plate when washing up - it broke exactly in half
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Ohio officer too lazy to walk parks in handicap spot. When asked to give himself a ticket he says he made a mistake, asks us to cut him some slack and drives off.
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As a white guy, I do this when asked by Hispanic people
1 day ago 2 notes
Hit me when my roommate stopped smoking and switched to chew
1 day ago
Anyone else remember when Dexter hired a prostitute to replace his sister?
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That moment when Fairly Odd Parents drops some spot on advice
This person doesn’t realize that the emoji acts as your anonymous unique identifier when he replied to himself a bunch of times after making a sexist post.
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This is what happens when you piss off a barista.
2 days ago