yesterday I went to prom, our limo driver in my opinion looked more bad ass than any of us. We found out at the end that we were his last group as he was retiring. I present to you John the cowboy, greatest limo driver ever.

yesterday I went to prom, our limo driver in my opinion looked more bad ass than any of us. We found out at the end that we were his last group as he was retiring. I present to you John the cowboy, greatest limo driver ever.

Just Elton John being ridiculous.

Just Elton John being ridiculous.

This is the founder of Jimmy John’s. What the fuck.

This is the founder of Jimmy John’s. What the fuck.

My Mom and John Travolta at Target

My Mom and John Travolta at Target

The only thing I could think about during the trailer for “John Carter”

The only thing I could think about during the trailer for “John Carter”

Ordered Papa John’s online and in the box for “driver instructions” I wrote “Draw your Skyrim character on box”… here’s what I got.

Ordered Papa John’s online and in the box for “driver instructions” I wrote “Draw your Skyrim character on box”… here’s what I got.

The real Prince John

The real Prince John

yesterday I went to prom, our limo driver in my opinion looked more bad ass than any of us. We found out at the end that we were his last group as he was retiring. I present to you John the cowboy, greatest limo driver ever.

yesterday I went to prom, our limo driver in my opinion looked more bad ass than any of us. We found out at the end that we were his last group as he was retiring. I present to you John the cowboy, greatest limo driver ever.

Just Elton John being ridiculous.

Just Elton John being ridiculous.

This is the founder of Jimmy John’s. What the fuck.

This is the founder of Jimmy John’s. What the fuck.

My Mom and John Travolta at Target

My Mom and John Travolta at Target

The only thing I could think about during the trailer for “John Carter”

The only thing I could think about during the trailer for “John Carter”

Ordered Papa John’s online and in the box for “driver instructions” I wrote “Draw your Skyrim character on box”… here’s what I got.

Ordered Papa John’s online and in the box for “driver instructions” I wrote “Draw your Skyrim character on box”… here’s what I got.

The real Prince John

The real Prince John

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